
I’m so stoked to have beaten Maske — who keeps a wax statue of Nic Cage in his foyer — to this that I can barely compose myself, but here it is: the latest photo of Nic Cage looking just tremendous as he poses with a fan. You may recall the photo of Cage looking a lot like his Leaving Las Vegas character with a fan outside of a Vegas liquor store at 9am. Writes the Redditor who posted it: “my friend posted this pic from her plane ride on her facebook. nic cage looks pretty rough…”
In all seriousness here, I’m beginning to become a little concerned about Nic Cage. I hope he’s okay. The man is, pardon the pun, a goddamn national treasure at this point and I’d hate to see him fall down into another addiction hole. People around New Orleans still talk about the weeks-long drunken rampage he went on last year while filming a movie in town. Everyone in the French Quarter has a story about encountering a sh*t-faced Cage staggering down the street late at night. We here at UPROXX want our boy Nic to continue to be completely ridiculous without morphing into a total human train wreck. There’s a fine line between the two, one that Nic has toed expertly for much of his career, but I fear he may have fallen over the line. SO GET IT TOGETHER, NIC CAGE!
(Via Reddit)



*shakes fist furiously for an hour straight*
Seriously, home boy is flying coach. Maybe the most malevolent symptom of his decay.
That’s truly fucked up.
You’ll notice that he is in Row 1, which would be First/Business/whatever unless he’s on southwest (which he clearly isn’t). So, at least he’s not in coach? yeah!
You don’t sit that close to people in 1st class. Bumping elbows is not classy, at least not 1st classy.