Obama’s Mom Was A Porn Star, Says YouTube Video Sent Out On DVD To A Million Swing-State Voters

A thousand Christopher Guest and Armando Iannucci clones working on a thousand typewriters for a thousand and one years couldn’t come up with something as good as this:

A scandalous DVD claiming that President Barack Obama’s mother posed for pornographic photos and that his real father was a communist poet who indoctrinated young Barack with Marxism is reportedly being mailed to more than a million swing-state voters. (Via)

It gets better. So, so much better.

OK, not only does Dreams From My Real Father call Ann Dunham, who is dead, FYI, a “porn star,” it also says:

-She posed for pornographic pictures while pregnant with baby Barack.
-Barack’s REAL father is “communist poet and labor activist” Frank Marshall Davis, who taught Barack all about Marxism at a young age.
-She posed with other women, a.k.a. LESBIAN.

Best of all, the video is narrated by someone PRETENDING TO BE BARACK OBAMA.

I’m not even angry. I’m impressed. Maybe Joel Gilbert, the mastermind behind Dreams From My Real Father, will use his powers of deductive reasoning to prove that, in fact, Paul IS dead, and what we’ve been watching all these years is a hologram that doubles…as a PORN STAR.

(Via Daily Journal)