Obama vs. Romney, round one gave us "I like Big Bird," while Obama vs. Romney, round two was the beginning of "Binders Full of Women" — would the third and final presidential debate, which went down last night in Boca Raton, Florida, live up to its predecessors? Well, to quote the Cult, it's a "horse nation," and to reference another Cult song, we're all "American horse[s]."
If you didn't watch what went down, the only thing you need to know is this: after Romney remarked that the U.S. has fewer Navy ships than it did in 1916, Obama sardonically replied, "Well, governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets." That was the only interesting moment from the debate, so the Internet ran with it, and thus, much of this post is dedicated to images and GIFs from The Patriot, Battleship, and Obama riding a unicorn with rainbows shooting out of his fists. Just another day on the information superhighway.
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Choice. Effing choice, all of them.
#1 – that’s not how you do the Reverse Cowgirl Mitt.
If anyone knows anything, we still use bayonets.
And we still use horses for parades and shit, what’s your point?
He did say “fewer,” not “none.”
YEAH THE MARINES STILL USE BAYONETS SO THEREFORE THE PRESIDENT IS WRONG THAT WE HAVE FEWER THAN A CENTURY AGO SO HA HA SUCK IT LIBTARDS ZING BOOM MEGADITTOS
Had the President chosen to station Marines at Benghazi as he should have, or sent them in when Ambassador Stevens and the two SEALs fought for their lives for 6 hours, the Marines would in all likelihood have used their bayonets.
Glad to see the Commander in Chief has no idea what weapons the Military uses. I’m sure Ambassador Stevens would have appreciated a bayonet or two when the US soil he was stand on was being attacked by terrorists
Sweet Jesus, are you really that fucking stupid?
Obama didn’t say the military doesn’t have *any* bayonets. He said they have fewer now than they did a century ago. Which is, you know, completely true.
You might want to ask a grown-up to help you read the debate transcript. They can sound out all the big words for you.
Actually, it isn’t true. Neither is assertion that you believe Obama knows what the Military uses as weapons. But I do love how you are so desperate to protect this clown, that you’ll make the story about bayonets, and not about the Embassy attack. Sort of like how Big Bird and Binders have been big deals, but a failing economy and an Administration that failed to protect Americans in Libya, and lied their faces off to cover it up, is back page stuff.
Time too get a job Otto, your free ride, and America’s nightmare, is about to come to an end.
Jackass
#25 is brilliant.