Obama vs. Romney, round one gave us "I like Big Bird," while Obama vs. Romney, round two was the beginning of "Binders Full of Women" — would the third and final presidential debate, which went down last night in Boca Raton, Florida, live up to its predecessors? Well, to quote the Cult, it's a "horse nation," and to reference another Cult song, we're all "American horse[s]."
If you didn't watch what went down, the only thing you need to know is this: after Romney remarked that the U.S. has fewer Navy ships than it did in 1916, Obama sardonically replied, "Well, governor, we also have fewer horses and bayonets." That was the only interesting moment from the debate, so the Internet ran with it, and thus, much of this post is dedicated to images and GIFs from The Patriot, Battleship, and Obama riding a unicorn with rainbows shooting out of his fists. Just another day on the information superhighway.
Dirty Projectors fans should appreciate this one. (Via)
He gets it. (Via)