Disfigured alive animals, not so funny. Disfigured dead animals, hi-larious. Now before calling me a serial killer (that's only half true), know that I'm referring to animals that have been taxidermied, specifically animals that have been taxidermied terribly, not unlike our good feline friend Helicopter Cat.
Thanks to a tip from Bobby Big Wheel, we were led on a path filled with cross-eyed cats, derpy-looking dogs, and whatever the hell happened to the poor guy you see above. He looks like the polar bear version of Dog with a Blog after a bad acid trip. White bears, amirite?
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They are like surreal cartoons brought to…well, not life, but you know.
All of these look like Tim Burton and Wes Anderson got into the mescaline again.
That owl one looks like a certain internet meme…
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Not Chuck Testa.
Look at that antelope driving a car!
Is #4 supposed to be a jackalope?
#3 is positively satanic.
The Fantastic Mr. Fox was done in that style at first, but all the animators died screaming in terror
#8 was done by the kindergarten taxidermist club.
WTF is #10? A moose with syphilis?
Poor animals! It’s disgusting! Why it is impossible – just leave them alone?
Where is the Lion of Grippsholm?
#9 looks like chupacabra!