We’re now at the point where Chris Brown telling a comedy writer over Twitter, “Mom says hello…she told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to sh*t right on your retina” and “Take them teeth out when u Sucking my d*ck HOE” is only the fourth worst thing he’s done this year. He’s nothing, if not reliable.
The comedy writer in question is Jenny Johnson, who’s been amusingly criticizing Brown via Twitter for months now because, again, he beats women and shows no remorse for having done so. The blowup began when Johnson responded to Brown’s tweet of “I look old as f*ck! I’m only 23″ with “I know! Being a worthless piece of sh*t can really age a person.” It’s true — Mel Gibson is only four years old.
Anyway, the two traded barbs, as seen below, and normally, we’d maybe feel a twinge of sympathy for someone who’s being relentlessly attacked, but not Brown, who’s as miserable of a person as that puppy in the banner looks. Plus, he spells “ho” wrong. Monster.
Here’s their kindergarten conversation.
After the world unleashed the fury of a million Chris Browns upon the real Chris Brown, he wrote:
And then his Twitter was gone. But the replies kept coming for Johnson:
The only thing worse than one Chris Brown? A million Chris Brown fans, apparently.
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Beating women is wrong. Men that beat women are pieces of shit. Chris Brown beat a woman. Chris Brown is a piece of shit. How are his fans not getting this?
Not to mention all of Chris Brown’s fans are probably women.
Yes most of his fans are women, but who R we to continually throw salt on open wounds…just as many many male stars have committed heinous acts and went on to have great careers(some which did not ever pay any debt to society as deemed by the court as Brown did) and not continually have thrown in their faces their past acts…he doesn’t need hugs and kisses, but get a life…women still going to the movies to watch Johnny Depp, don’t hear anyone talking abt him beating Kate Moss
Am I the only one who doesn’t think Twitter is interesting anymore?
Not to shit on your write-up, Josh. Just in general.
Retina Shitting is the molecular gastronomy of deviant sex. Requires precision and an extreme adventurous attitude.
So at Thanksgiving this year, guess who my racist relatives used as an example to say that their racist viewpoints were right?
Whenever I start feeling cocky about being white (which actually happens a lot), I just think about Donald Trump and Honey Boo-Boo.
Well I guess shitting on her is a step up from beating the shit out of her
Only fitting, since Chris Brown has been shitting in all of our ears with his music for years.
That puppy looks (rightfully) scared for its life.
I dream of a day when Godwin’s Law is replaced by something related to Chris Brown.
The post was a bit amusing. Classic misspelling is amusing and sad… Team breezy needs to learn how to spell… is this the 47% romney was talking about?
Good thing he deactivated his twitter, now no one will ever see how dumb he really is. Oh wait…
And yet this guy has banged about a thousand girls that are all hotter than anything we’ve ever seen in magazines.
What’s the point of being nice, law-abiding citizen again?
Someone should encourage Team Breezy to riot over this. Seeing them clubbed and pepper-sprayed would be a heartwarming Thanksgiving treat.
That would definitely be an upgrade to the gene pool. I like it.
i find it really hard to laugh at this guy. just thinking about him makes my blood boil.
Is there any way we can convince Team Breezy to remove themselves from Twitter as an act of solidarity?
Saw this a few days ago. Needless to say, Chris Brown looks like an idiot as usual, and if being a comedian means trolling people on Twitter, I think I’ve found a new dream job.
“he beats women and shows no remorse for having done so” really? please tell what would you have him to do? he was on tv crying abt it, apologizing abt it, explaining abt seeing his mom abused by her husband(which I’m sure if it had been someone else, that would have been a ‘pass’ because people exposed to abuse sometimes become abusers), AND paid the debt to society as deemed by the court system…who are you and Ms. Jenny to judge? his responses were horrible, but she started it, calling someone a worthless piece of shit will NEVER get any POSITIVE response…what did she think?