Tomorrow’s newspaper headlines (lol) should read, “NATE SILVER IS A WITCH,” but “BARACK OBAMA RE-ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES” works, too. I can’t wait for the Newsroom episode. Mere minutes after Fox News and CNN broke the news, Obama’s Twitter account sent out the following tweet:
Adorable. But more importantly:
Donald Trump is the real loser tonight. U-S-A U-S-A. Much more tonight/tomorrow morning.
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I just wanna know when he’s going to donate this $5 million dollars he’s been dangling out there like a worm.
It’s a travesty, a sham and a mockery, a traveshamockery!
Fielding Mellish: I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.
At some point he’s going to say something so stupid his hair will leap off his head and sulk off.
Think these are awful? Look at Victoria Jackson’s tweets.
Maybe next time don’t bitch about Obama not winning the popular vote before California, Oregon, and Washington are counted
Well, I guess when it happened in 2000 it was OK because his candidate won. HYPOCRITE!
THIS.
Wasn’t he a big Democratic supporter awhile back? That’s what’s making this whole thing even funnier
He’s just now realizing that we’re not a true democracy? Good on Trump for only taking this long to get to that conclusion. A hint might have been in the pledge of allegiance, you know, the whole “and to the republic, for which it stands”?