I love Don Lemon. Next to Anderson Cooper, I think he’s the best thing going over at CNN. I, and we here at UPROXX on the whole, also love Jonah Hill, particularly in his fat form. So it hurts my heart that these two got into a fight on Twitter last night.
Yes, you read that right — take a moment to process it if you need to — CNN anchor Don Lemon and comic actor Jonah Hill got into a Twitter pissing match last night. Can America survive?
Here’s how it went down…
Now, I’ve spent some time trying to figure out what likely happened here (Was Jonah Hill being a dick or was Don Lemon being a little too sensitive?) and I think they’re probably both a little guilty. Obviously, I have no way of knowing for sure, as I wasn’t there, but my intuition is honed, baby, and my intuition is telling me that Jonah was probably a little dickish and Don was probably being a little sensitive.
Now can you two just hug it out so we can all move on?
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You can tell who is more in the wrong by the fact that Lemon is all “you totally offended me by not wanting to talk more” and when Jonah Hill asks what else he wanted, he’s all “wait, what, I didn’t even really want to you anyways bro”. And the whole man of the people talking with the bellman about how self important Jonah hill was is super douchey. Hope that bellman keeps his job if the manager sees that……
This.
Lemon played himself out by how he tried so hard to paint Hill into a corner with his tweets. Also, Hill’s response was funny, simple, and honest. 3 things Lemon’s appeared to lack.
people that have been on a set with Jonah Hill say hes a huge dbag and thinks he is the biggest of shits
They both sound like catty teenage girls, but I’m gonna put the blame on Lemon for starting this cyber slapfight in the first place.
Jonah Hill being a self important douche would make me laugh because… look at above picture of his neck beard. Really dude?
He can’t shave under there, his wattle is too sensitive!
Somone amalgamed Jack Lemon and Don Cheadle?
Clearly this is the feud that will permanently divide America for all eternity.
forealzys
Lemon looks like the love child of Don Cheadle and the Anonymous Mask. Jonah Hill FTW.
RACISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have YOU ever seen a non-black bellBOY?
Jesus, Don Lemon is a super-douche.
This is all on Lemon. He obviously expects people to know who he is.
Vince did it better.
Hey why don’t you gargle my balls and call me Uncle Claude, you useless fucking troll.
I hate to feed the troll, but Vince kinda did…
“Stardom is fleeting,” says guy who reads a teleprompter.
Just make out already.