HAHAHA. I love internet billionaire/DWTS contestant/Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban…
“The offer he made for $5 million, that was one of the dumbest things ever,” said Cuban on last night’s FOX 4 News. “But I thought about responding to him, maybe if I put up a million or two million, if he’ll shave his head?”
Cuban brought it back up during an informal live interview at FOX 4′s studios on Thursday evening. “Donald, you shave your head, $1 million to any charity you want,” said Cuban, directly addressing the camera.
But you know who I love even more than Mark Cuban right now? Chrysler VP for product design, Ralph Gilles…
Yes, in fact, I am prone to love anyone who hates Donald Trump as much as I do.
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If he shaved his head and sucked Colbert’s balls, Trump could really make a difference. Also there’d be $2 million bucks to give to a charity or two.
I know this is not indicative of all rich people, but seriously, rich people are assholes. How would it go over if my friend and I went up to a homeless person and made a bet that if my friend took a bite out of some hardened dog poop, I would buy the homeless person a hot meal, a bottle of whiskey and a room for the night. My friend won’t eat dog poop (Much like Tum-tum from Three Ninjas) and therefor the homeless person goes hungry. If you have the money to donate then fucking donate it.