There are thousands of sad bastard wikiHow manuals out there, but my favorite might be, "How to Create a Fake Boyfriend or Girlfriend." To quote:
Create a fake AIM (or other IM) account. Make sure the username has something to do with your fake boyfriend/girlfriend (ex. a fake nickname that you have for them, etc.) Keep the password simple and memorable. If you lock yourself out, your significant other will drop off the face of the earth. (Via)
But "dragonpooncrusher69" is so easy to guess! Instead of following wikiHow's 12-step guide, there's a much simpler way to make all the babes and hunks TOTALLY jealous of you and your George Glass: Photoshop them into some photos with you. Poorly, of course, but no one pays attention to that; they're going to be so blinded with envy that the pink-haired Yoshimna is sitting on your lap. Here are some of the best examples.
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Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly shit.
seconded
Thirded. This is incredible.
This just completely turned around an otherwise shitty Thursday. Well done. Can we replace Corgi Friday with Lonely Creeper Thursday? Hover-hand Monday?
Fifthed. I also seconded evilbankers motion for lonely creeper Thursday
sixth’d
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I CANT STOP LAUGHING
i want to buy #2 a beer, hand in the panties? this guy is photoshop walter white
Creepy baby hands too, at that.
+1 for the Breaking Bad reference
I feel sad now.
First came shock, and now just I feel much better about myself
Oh I see you’ve found one of my photos. Well I’m done around here.
Are you Malfoy in #5?
Please…I’m far more of a #11.
This all some weird performance art kinda stuff, right?
And NONE of this was done ironically?
That’s what I was thinking.. I mean they can’t be.. they just can’t be real
Naw, some of it obviously was. 3, 4, 5, 9, and 11 can’t possibly be intended to fool anyone (although 4 would have a decent chance if that weren’t Megan Fox). The others… maybe. Pretty hard to believe, but who knows; people are weird.
How can you be sure this isn’t A Collection Of Totally Real But Lonely Girlfriends Chilling With Their Photoshopped Boyfriends?
The seventh sign of the apocalypse. We’re all fucked.
Now we need guys photoshopping themselves OUT of pictures with ugly girls.
George* Glass
Thank you. Brady Bunch brain fart.
Just… wow.
Just when I think my life is sad something like this comes along and makes me feel better.
#3 is the Saddest as it isn’t a model or something, but someone the guy knows in real life.
I guess #9 is the “tear the boyfriend’s face out of the photo” of the 21st century.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
What’s the deal with the pink thing in the middle of #3′s chest? I get that he’s supposed to be Beach Ghost Kenobi, but I can’t fathom the purpose of that pink spot.
i think #9 is just Richard Harrow