Obviously Emma Stone is the best and she’s very, very attractive — like, very, very, very attractive — and yet: an Emma Stone sex tape should not be.
Emma Stone has a sex tape, and it’s not with her Amazing Spider-Man co-star and boyfriend Andrew Garfield, a source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively…
“Emma Stone has a sex tape and that’s a fact,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “She made it long before she started dating Andrew Garfield, and before she really became a household name. She was just young and probably thought nothing would ever come of it.” (Via)
OK, to rephrase: we do want an Emma Stone sex tape, because obviously, but we don’t want an Emma Stone sex tape, because then she’d forever be in the same sentence as Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. Like that sentence right there. It’d be like if someone leaked a tape featuring Tina Fey Liz Lemon’ing a dude (“Liz Lemon’ing” involves acid and butts) — we’d all watch it, but feel guilty about doing so. SO PURE. Then again…
I don’t know what to believe in anymore.
(Via ONTD)
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Are you sure? I kinda think we do.
But Emma Stone was famous before the sex tape, so she’s already in a different league than Kim and Paris.
so that makes it ok and not creepy, right? RIGHT????
And Dustin Diamond. Lest we forget Screeched.
I trust in you, internet.
Nah. Unless someone already exists in an explicit sexual context, I don’t wanna see her fuckin’, especially if it’s someone I particularly like/respect. That’s why actual porn exists.
This needs to come out. Like 5 min ago. Don’t let your quest for “pure” girls hinder your thoughts, Josh. In this day and age that is a myth. Emma, release the tape. RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
The Kraken is my hammer.
Wait, I think I got that wrong somehow.
I’ll allow the release. After a few minutes.
I see what you did there! I’m grossed out but I see!
Be thankful he didn’t shoot you in the eye.
Won’t take me that long.
You cannot stop this release…
If Emma Stone released a sex tape of her and Baby Goose I think that would be it for terrible things to happen ever again. They would end wars.
The Internet would break and the world’s productivity would stop.
Maybe I’m convinced myself into wanting this.
So was she 17? Isnt she like 22? Also she’s getting overexposed. Step right in line with Milas Kunis and Deschanel girl that thinks shes such a individual. Suck a cock with your 80′s bangs and stop putting out records.
Where’s her “We’re gonna bang” GIF when you need it?
Eh, I don’t really want to see it. She’s cute as fuck, but doesn’t really have the greatest body. I have a feeling it would kill the fantasy.
Sign me up though.
Did you watch the house bunny clip?
Default answer = Yes, I would like to see ______________’s sex tape.
“Yes, I would like to see Norv Turner’s sex tape.”
Don’t be putting quotes around that statement like your above watching cottage cheese sex. I would watch the hell out of a Norv Turner sex tape. The look of bewilderment at the site of a vagina. The befuddlement of navigating a bra. Then the companion dumping him before he can get the job done and the resulting cuckolding.
Rivers would pop up, shouting at Norv that Norv is a fuck-up, relentlessly mocking him and pointing out how Rivers has super sperm and 1900 kids.
Yes, I would like to see Philip Rivers’ sex tape(s). Huh? What? FUCK YOU!
No, I would not like to see Rebel Wilson’s sex tape, thank you very much.
Not until I at least have had plenty to drink.
I’m guessing Minka Kelly was 17 in her sextape after all cuz we still haven’t seen it.
Why watch a video that is so grainy that you are pleasuring yourself looking at what is actually someone’s elbow? My imaginations are in picture-perfect HD and I am an active participant in the sexual congress.
I could easily pleasure myself to Emma Stone’s elbow.
I came of age before the internet and got my early rocks off watching scrambled porn. I will take non-scrambled but grainy porn any day of the week.
But, but, but… my penis.
We would want it, would we ?
oh my that video… Kat Dennings… so jiggly… oh my
Yes, do not want unless it was shot POV style by a mute with a moderately sized dong (not so small that it’s sad; not so big that it’s intimidating), a steady cam hand, and a professionally lit room.
The only question that matters, the one that no one is asking is…why aren’t any of these girls making sex videos of them with other girls? Because that’s how you win the internet.
We are assuming this sex tape is her with a man.
If it’s her with another Hollywood starlet, say Kat Dennings…….Oh Yeeeeeeeahhhhhhh.
Jim Carrey just pulled out his wallet.