There's a chance that the only reason I find Chloë Sevigny super attractive is because she once wore a Groucho Marx t-shirt, which induces in me a reaction similar to showing a fat man a burrito. (I also like burritos.) But Sevigny, who's been in the public's eye since Larry Clarke's Kids came out in 1995, is undeniably attractive — it's just confusing to find her sexy. She's like an art project, where just as soon as you think you get it ("Oh, she IS sexy"), you're told, "No, no, you've got it all wrong. The point is everything but the sexy." OK.
Or maybe I just really like Big Love and think she's great on this season of American Horror Story as a nyphomaniac (though not so much in the attractive department anymore...). In celebration of her 38th birthday, which doesn't seem possible, here are 10 of her most confusingly sexy GIFs.
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I’m confused by the sexy(?).
Seconded
You are right, i go back and forth with her all the time.
she does pull of the skrillex hair cut in AHS.
But where the Louie gifs? She was amazing on it.
Second.
Wrong Brown Bunny scene
So, you REALLY want to see Vincent Gallo’s schlong?
Yes, since it has her mouth around it. Also apparently it was a STAND IN schlong.
The Gummo gif seems like a creepy live-action Bob’s Burgers scene.
Last GIF was totally worth all the confusion.
I’m not really confused. But then I’m an easy audience and find a lot of women attractive whom others shun.
Desperation breeds attraction.
I was about to make a standard sarcastic comment and then I read your comment and you are absolutely correct.
Open mindedness also breeds it, appreciation breeds it. She’s good at her job.
There is a scene of her blowing her husband….I mean if we the ppl still consider that kinda thing “sexy”
None of these are as confusing as her nude scenes in Hit And Miss.
Where is “would bang”?
Not at all confusing. She’s butt ugly.