
Despite the common knowledge that Black Friday discounts are a myth and this new thing called The Internet exists, the day after Thanksgiving was still a disaster of Ben Wyatt proportions.
Two people were shot outside a Walmart in Florida, one of a rash of fights, robberies and other incidents that have cropped up on one of the most ballyhooed shopping days of the year...At a Walmart parking lot on Thanksgiving night in Covington, Wash., two people were run down by a driver police suspected of being intoxicated...At a San Antonio, Texas, Sears, one man argued with customers and even punched one in order to get to the front of the line, prompting a man with a concealed carry permit to pull a gun...In Maryland, a 14-year-old boy told police he was robbed of his Thanksgiving night purchases by five men in the parking lot of a Bed Bath and Beyond store...In Massachusetts, Kmart employees tried to locate a shopper over the intercom after a 2-year-old was reported to be alone in a car (Via)
U-S-A, U-S-A, zombie apocalypse, etc. Here are 13 images from Black Friday 2012 that should not be.

The caption read: "And here’s a baby being born at a Wal-Mart on Black Friday." (Via)

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The look of a man who's regretting his life choices. (Via)

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"Half beard black friday front of the best buy line guy killing it on the local news." (Via)

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This is why we can’t have nice things.
I’m choosing to believe that cop is tebowing on a corpse.
+1 for taking the high road.
The one thing unavailable to shoppers this weekend: Dignity.
90% sure the fifth slide (Dawn of the Dead) is a posed picture of college kids on the right. First of all, no one is fat and under 25 in the photo. Second, what store doesn’t have its logo on the door somewhere.
I kind of thought some of those mortal-insults had no basis? Like, you kind of got “caption-er rage,” since some of them were just pictures of people standing there, with mean captions? And, that one was of someone giving birth, now…