Twinkies Are Being Sold On Ebay And Craigslist For Thousands Of Dollars

After hearing the news that Hostess Brands, including the much-beloved Twinkies, is going out of business, the Ralph Kramdens of the world ran and/or rolled on their Scooters to the nearest gas station to buy a box of Ding Dongs before supplies ran out. Why? Well, poppa’s gotta eat, but also: there’s some serious dough to be made, which would be a pun if Ho Hos were made of dough. (I think?) Hostess snacks, via Mashable, are being sold for hundreds, if not thousands of dollars on Ebay and Craigslist. #yolo

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If there’s any morbidly obese person out there who’s thinking of spending thousands of dollars on an overrated snack (and I’m sure you’re out there), here’s what you should do instead: give that money to one of the former-Hostess employees who are now out of a job. Then they’ll be your friend, and tell you ALL the secrets about how to make the perfect Twinkie. You’ll be set for any and all apocalypses. Except diabetespocalypse.

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