Prepare to want to be adopted, unless you were already adopted, in which case, prepare to want to be given back to The State and adopted again: two Redditor parents built their lucky five-year-old son not of a bitch a SPACESHIP BED. (Can sleep, space will eat me?) It's got everything you'd want from a spaceship bed: the NASA logo, "donated electronics," random knobs and switches and levers and other doodiddles and kajiggers, and lots of colors. Astronauts LOVE colors. Plus, their kid's wearing a spacesuit, which, yes.
Here's at look at how the bed came to be, with all pictures via Reddit.