Now that Movember’s in the rearview mirror, can we talk about it for a minute? Dare I say it’s gotten a little…obnoxious? Like, I had no fewer than 10 friends seeking donations from me, often on a weekly basis. The people participating in it and their mustaches were starting to get on my nerves so much that I found myself actually starting to pull for cancer.
Anyway, I’m not sure what the answer is, but the lovely parody embedded above is a good start.
“No more little crop circles? No.”
“Bob Ross? Yes.”
Perfect.

(Via Laughing Squid)



The chick with the curly hair was on Real World Seattle. She was smacked by that gay black dude.
IRENE! YES! Who knew that terrible cue card reading was a symptom of Lyme Disease.
Didn’t she have Lyme Disease or some shit?
Hey, that chick with the curly hair looks like the real world chick that had lyme disease. Amirite?
Did anyone notice the girl with the curley hair looks like a castmate from real world seattle? Im pretty sure she was the one that hates gay black dudes.
Puck.
Did anyone notice the gay black guy that punched lyme disease? Curly hair made him angry.
I was wondering if anybody else was gonna notice. I am glad to be amongst like-minded people.
I started a movement call Decembeiber……we drive around in a rust colored 1985 chevy van and offer little girls justin Beiber tickets if they want a ride. Its our goal at Decembeiber to scare away all the Justin Bieber fans so we can no longer hear about that swaggy douchey asshole again.
movember is the counter punch to a month of the color pink being as abundant as air.
Correct! So this is a counter counter punch in reality. And unfortunately for men there is no second sexual organ to fight for cancer with as an excuse for not shaving.
“It doesn’t even make sense, your vagina’s not on your face”
BUT IT TOTALLY SHOULD BE ON MY FACE!!!
Also, this is kinda funny, but dick jokes will ALWAYS be funnier than pussy jokes
I didn’t know Movember was about cancer or donations; I thought it was just a pointless fun thing. I had also never heard of it until about December 1st. Seems like cancer should beget head-shaving, not mustache-growing.
Anyway, I approve of Decembeaver, be it for cancer or not. Also, Allison Carter Thomas is very, very cute.
Movember was about testicular cancer. No Shave November was just for shits and giggles. Just like: Don’t Shave December, Just stop shaving January, Forget to shave February, and Manly March.
I thought I recognized your name from the bobrossmuffsxxx.com forum. It’s been a while JJ. Cheers!
Troy! Always good to see a fellow bushwhacker.