
Every December 26th for as long as I've needed to find things to write about on the internet Reddit has been 80% filled with people sharing their Christmas gifts with no one in particular. Much like wading through hundreds of Halloween costume posts, it gets old quickly. One might even find him- or herself thing, "Man, I can't wait for Reddit to get back to being Reddit," and then realizing what a bummer it is to have thought that.
But there are a few gems scattered about if you're willing to go digging, which I hope most of you are not. And to reward you for that here are a handful of pop culture related gifts received by someone you don't know that I found somewhere between "mildly interesting" and "not bad face." Enjoy. And if someone wants to score me a book of Saul Goodman matches I will give you permission to pretend I am your New Year's Eve date.














I love the T-Rex one.
It’d be better without the undershirt.
What? Did I say that out loud?
I got an external speaker for Christmas and I do own a Roomba, so that thought came to me immediately. Unfortunately, due to the Roomba’s loudness, a truly effective DJ Roomba is just a pipedream, like hoverboards.
That Wes Anderson set is cool. And I saw that T-Rex shirt on Facebook, being worn by a very busty lady. I said, “More like DD-Rex,” and I am quite positive that I’m the one and only person who made that joke. Anyway, that was my Christmas present, and I enjoyed it.
Does that Franklin painting have real googly eyes? Because it should.
DJ Roomba in the house!