I’ve read nearly every book in George R.R. Martin’s Game of Thrones series (cool story, bro, but this is going somewhere), but I sometimes have trouble remembering who’s named what on the HBO show. For instance, Pyat Pree, WAY too tough to recall when you’re explaining the plot to non-book readers. “Purple Mouth,” though, that you’ll never forget. Theon? NOPE. “Other Robb.” YUP. Shame on those who forget Bronn, though.
So, for future reference, check out the graphic above to know what to call the Douche King. (They totally up screwed up by picking “Worst King” over “joffreypunch.gif.”)
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This is spot on.
Hell yeah it is. Right on down to Peter Dinklage.
I guess Sean Bean would be referred to as “Dead Man Walking”?
That’s actually how his resume is shopped around to casting directors.
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” No one dies better than Bean!”
I like to imagine that’s printed on his business cards.
Where the hell is Hodor? I can recite all his lines, he’s that great!
Before Joffery was King, I like to call him Prince Prickington. Also, Sam is not ‘fat friend’. He is ‘D&D Sam before D&D was invented’.
Sam sooo created the Players Handbook
Not impressed with the Roose Bolton nickname, the creator of this needs to be brought to the Dreadfort and flayed
I think Davoss name misses the mark too.
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You say Tonks I say female Robert Smith.
Except I want to have sex with Tonks.
You have the worst reading comprehension in history. Especially with the POV characters. Their friggin names are at the top of the chapters. Nobody thinks this unless they sort-of kinda watched 1 episode of the TV adaptation once, ignoring the HBO guide or WIKI entirely.
You seem very angry. It’s a joke man, relax.
It’s a miracle that I managed to watch TV and movies for years without needing to visit websites or read books just so I would know who everyone was or what was going on. Pre-web screenwriters must have been wizards or something.
It’s quite sad that you’ve read *nearly* every book and you still don’t know that “Game of Thrones” is not a book series… “Game of Thrones” is a TV Show… and the *first* book of the George R. R. Martin book series, which happens to be called “A Song of Ice and Fire”… And as for the picture itself… that’s what happens when people spend their time watching shit and don’t read… their brains get fried and the task of remembering a couple of names becomes impossible…
A song of Ice and Fire is the book series not what the first book is called. The First book is called Game of Thrones.
“Game of Thrones” is a TV Show…and the *first* book of the George R. R. Martin book series, which happens to be called “A Song of Ice and Fire…”
You missed that part of the comment, apparently.
Its pretty spot on except Strong horse guy, we call him Admiral b*ttF*ck. Cuz he pretty much raped that poor little dragon girl.
whooooooooolte lotta nerd rage in these comments
Shouldn’t Jon Snow be like, ‘the bastard’ or something.
yes, absolutely.
This.
Keep reading. You won’t have any problem remembering Theon’s name…although he might.
This would taste better with some Duck Sauce.