
“Jingle Bell Rock,” as performed by Bobby Helms, gets a bad rap, for reasons unexplained. It’s fun, catchy, played during the opening scene of Lethal Weapon, and, most importantly, it’s not “Jingle Bells,” which alone makes it one of the best Christmas songs out there. And yet, too often it’s lumped into the same obnoxious group as “Wonderful Christmastime” and “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer.” Now THOSE are terrible songs.
Anyway, if you’re a “Jingle Bell Rock” hater, here’s something that may win you over yet: a performance of the Christmas classic featuring the talents of Sports Illustrated cover model/UPROXX favorite Irina Shayk. It’s like someone combined the Santa dance from Community with Gillian Jacobs and Alison Brie’s GQ video (with a little bit of Mean Girls thrown in there, too), and turned it into a Christmas miracle. God bless us, everyone.



So, wait, she’s not actually singing in this?
I, uh, I mean WHOOOOO! TITTIES!
Oh I thought the pic was Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys at first… Nevermind then.
On a related note, I also thought I was commenting on the Sons of Anarchy post.
Jesus.
I just had the momentary fascination with writing a Christmas song and eluding to having a Christmas boner, which initiated within me a cursory search for Christmas euphemisms for hard wood. It’s all about priorities on Christmas Eve, ya’ll.
Merry Christmas indeed. So glad you guys posted this because this has been me at work all day: [25.media.tumblr.com]
Ho Ho Hoe