Pizza Hut Unveils Another Culinary Abomination: Pizza Within A Pizza

When we last checked in on Pizza Hut, they were rolling out a cheeseburger crust pizza in the Middle East, because the people over there don’t hate us enough, apparently. Now the geniuses in their pizza research and development department have finally come up with a product that appears to be the closest thing to stoner nirvana that a fast food product can be: pizza wrapped with a pizza.

Yes, it’s called the “Double Sensation” and it’s being tested in Singapore right now. In fact, if you’re going to be in Singapore for the Holidays and don’t have dinner planned yet, here’s a coupon for ya…

You’re welcome!

Anyway, via Brandeating, here are the gory details on the Double Sensation…

Looking more like an edible party tray than a pizza, the Double Sensation is so named because it features not one but two rings of crust. The outer ring is stuffed with melted mozzarella, parmesan, and cheddar cheeses which ooze out at intermittent holes in the crust, while the inner ring is filled with chicken sausage with bits of cheese inside.

But that’s not all! The inner pizza features smoked chicken and zucchini on an pepper Alfredo sauce and the outer ring is topped with turkey ham, bell peppers, and mushrooms, on a salsa sauce. And, for some odd reason, the pizza is finished with a single cherry in the center.

A cherry on top? In America, that’s not a pizza — it’s a really tasty salad!

(Via Gawker)