In Shanghai they put live shark tanks in shopping malls — because what could possibly go wrong? — and last week one spontaneously exploded, sending large shards of glass, fish, turtles, and several lemon sharks out into the shopping masses. Fortunately no one got Samuel L. Jackson’d because lemon sharks are fairly harmless, but fifteen people were injured thanks to China’s abundance of good ideas and good engineering.
Take it away, YouTube comments…
RIP, guy in purple. Hope they have more affordable (and more humane) shark fin soup in heaven.
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Tracy Jordan owns a mall in China?
Someone save the wee Turtles!
1) How does China have such shitty CC cameras? They are so close to Japan, that should count for something.
2) The guy standing front row when the tank goes is a GD wizard. At the :03 sec mark he’s there happily snapping away, by the :04 second mark he’s VANISHED!!
And yet no one mentioned the easiest joke…”You know those sharks are just going to be hungry in an hour”.
Alot of people on Twitter cant seem to formulate coherent sentences huh?
A soup popup restaurant opened up immediately afterward.