A tip to all the fellas out there: never call yourself a "nice guy" on the Internet. First off, you kind of sound like an overcompensating d-bag. Secondly, if you do, you may end up on the new Tumblr blog, Nice Guys of OkCupid, which links to self-proclaimed "nice guys" who are stuck in the "friend zone" for reasons that are apparently clear to everyone but them. Like the gentlemen above: he's a "decent guy" -- it's not his fault that he's stuck in the dreaded #friendzone. Women everywhere are to blame, for being "superficial and disgusting."
GET IN LINE LADIES. Let's meet some more of OkCupid's "nice guys," who always finish last.
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Stop living in the past?
Wow.
It’s very compassionate advice, actually. I’m sure it would not be the only thing he said, just like it’s not the only thing a buddhist lama or monk would tell you. Or your psychiatrist, priest, mother/father, etc. “Stop living in the past” is very good, sensible advice.
“I’m sure it would not be the only thing he said…”
Except, it was. It was a question, and that’s how he answered it. That response is pretty much the opposite of compassion.
Though, I’m really alarmed at how many of these guys are just an alcoholic drink away from committing rape…or at least their answers suggest they would be. Except #7. #7 is a virgin and sounds bitter that he’s never had sex and therefore has created a bunch of excuses to salve his broken little soul.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus, number 10.
Sometimes I feel bad when I laugh at something so absurdly horrible.
I’m convinced he tried to eat that baby whole when no one was looking.
@Shadowtag: +1000000
I was gonna say too, “He wants to eat that baby!”.
Er, yikes.
“Jesus, you just can’t let go of anything, can you?! “Oh, look at MEEEE! I’m a VICTIM!!!” Do you ever stop and think how it makes *me* feel?! You’re lucky I’m such a nice guy that I put up with it.”
me no want no nice guy
Fat Brock Lesnar at #3?
This is why I don’t pretend to be anything other than a chauvinistic douchebag. Why sugarcoat it?
Gotta respect an honest man!
Oh my, I feel sorry for them, but I realize that not only men but women too tend to not waste any amount of time analyzing the crap they write about themselves (and eventually the pictures they post) in these sites.
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Oh I get it its like when large women call themselves curvy or thick (which were originally more medium sized oriented terms), but for sociopaths.