Ken Jones deserves to be COO Super President CEO of UPS after this. During work one day, the Arkansas delivery man filmed himself singing a self-written song called “Santa Drives a Big Brown Truck,” about how it’s not Santa who’s bringing you your gifts this holiday season; it’s him. Spoiler alert?
It’s basically the best commercial UPS never made, although that’s not necessarily the message Jones was going for (he makes sure to mention that he’s on a “scheduled break,” so as not to be fired); he just wants us to fence in our dogs and be sure to generously tip their overworked asses. It’s Christmas for them, too.
I want more like this!
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