Among the many GIFs that appeared in Maske's list of the most important GIFs of 2012 feature yesterday, the one that received the most attention featured Olivia Wilde. That is...very understandable, and Jason Sudeikis is a very lucky man. I'm still convinced that their foreplay involves him doing the Running Man for hours on end (Wilde recently told Vulture that they have sex like "Kenyan marathon runners"). Olivia Wilde is a very lucky woman. ANYWAY, seeing that GIF again brought back a lot of feelings not felt since, well, the first time it appeared on this very website, back in March.
Clearly, we, like the world as a whole, are very much in love with Miss Wilde, who appears in this list of the Internet's biggest crushes of 2012, all in GIF form. We've included both fellas and ladies, because to talk about wild infatuations for celebrities and NOT mention Michael Fassbender would be wildly inappropriate.
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Nobody should have a crush on Channing Tatum because he’s a jerk who closes his restaurant when his best friend visits.
Best friends make reservations, so a friend knows when to set aside the good bourbon.
Still upset about not getting to order potatum skins, eh Burnsy? …I don’t blame you.
I want to shave Zooey Deschanel’s head and force Anne Hathaway to eat some freaking food. Take them both down a peg and make Hathaway a lot hotter.
Can we take Zooey’s hair and make a wig for Anne?
Can we take Zooey and Anne and lock them into a room until they make out?
Ann Hathaway looks like the girl chipmunk from Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers.
I’d say half the women, and half Ryan Gosling. He was amazingly ripped in that movie where he fucks Emma Stone (who I definitely have a crush on), but still.
There’s some good stuff of Olivia Wilde and Ashley Greene from Butter if you can find it.
I’m also sad that Kelly Brook doesn’t have more fans around here. She’s swell.
AHEM.
I was just as surprised as you when Yvette Nicole Brown wasn’t included in this list!
He IS more attractive than the guy known for being attractive
The guy in the back is pretty saucy.
I have a crush on all of them in that exact order.
I got The Beaver on blu-ray from my local library since they have the most ridiculous blu-ray collection ever, I had never seen a movie with Jennifer Lawrence before but staring at her was the only good part of that movie.
I liked the Beaver; amputation is the highest form of slapstick
What? No Chloe Moretz?
*begins to twiddle thumbs and patiently wait for the police to arrive*
I think the FBI is reading Uproxx now.
Fuck: Fassbender. WAIT! What?! I mean..Kunis! Kill: Anne Hathaway. Marry: Emilia Clarke. Develop unhealthy obsession for while being unable to break out of the friend zone: Lizzy Caplan.
You’re a confused young man Satan
That is a quality list. 16/20 match up for me.
Can we get honorable mention shoutouts to Gillian Jacobs, Aubrey Plaza, Eliza Coupe, Dreama Walker, and Susan Glenn?
If anyone could beat out Kate Upton for the top spot, it’s Alison Brie. But if I had to put someone between them, I’d choose myself.
Missing: Lana Kane.
Jennifer Lawrence is my new favorite woman. yes, even over Alison Brie. that second gif of her made me feel things. intense things.
Honorable mention to Tom Hardy, my man crush of 2012.
Especially while wearing his Bane mask. Now that was sexy!
Yes, no, yes, sure, no, no, yes, sure, sure, yes, sure, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Finished strong.
Not gonna lie…almost kissed the screen when I saw the 3rd Anne Hathaway gif…
Wait a minute! How are these not used for your Allison Williams gifs?
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Would not ba…..
Who the hell am I kidding; I’m heterosexual, but would do… err crush on every damn one.
Anna Kendrick for all of the wins that Alison Brie is currently not winning.
yes……. and lizzy caplan in third! in that order
That first gif of Allison Williams looks like a version of Jennifer Carpenter you would not feel conflicted about saying you thought she was attractive.
And for the record:
Emma Stone
Zooey Deschanel
Alison Brie
Kate Upton
Olivia Wilde
Jennifer Lawrence
Baby Goose
And most recently, Lizzy Caplan.
In that order.
Also, why no:
Aubrey Plaza
Rashida Jones
Kat Dennings
Karen GIllan
Gillian Jacobs
Shannon Woodward
Because I’ve definitely had crushes on all of these girls in the last year. However, I will forever wave my flag for Kate Micucci. The most adorable.
Also also, I’m just gonna stand up and say it:
I do not think Mila Kunis is THAT hot. Attractive, yes. But definitely not Hottest Women Of The Year or anything.
I have many opinions about this list.
just wait before you hit enter. Write. Stop. Take a bathroom break. Come back. Edit. Then hit enter.
ELLE
OH
ELLE!
Also, whatchu talkin’ ’bout, Lizards?
So many tummy fizzes…
I don’t find myself attracted to Jennifer Lawrence, is there something wrong with me?
She just reminds me of a taller Miley Cyrus, then I start thinking about Cyrus’ music, and I can’t keep an erection while “Party in the USA” is playing in my head.
“I don’t find myself attracted to Jennifer Lawrence, is there something wrong with me?”
Yes…yes, there is.
I don’t find myself attracted to Jennifer Lawrence, is there something wrong with me?
Definitely not…It just means you’re gay, which is perfectly fine.
Jennifer Lawrence is fine. But not like in a “damn, she FIiiIIiiIIIne” type way. Just as in a “meh, she’ll do” way.
You also need to see her interviews. She is incredibly charming and likable.
Kate Upton, Alison Brie. End of list.
The lack of Bar love in here is startling
Also, wtf is with that third Upton gif?
The wall is moving in motion with her. It’s mesmerizing
There was a wall in the gif?
Saving the Brie “mime” gif for last was brilliant because if it had been any earlier I never would have made it all the way through.
The first and last Brie gifs pretty much summed up 2012.
Alessandra Ambrosio spent most of this year pregnant and she still is hotter than any of the girls on this list.
I think I’m ready to leave my wife now. Thanks, UPROXX!!!
Put in some more Gillian Jacobs, Aubrey Plaza, Dreama Walker, and Rashida Jones, and we got ourselves a list.
Turning into another WOULD NOT BANG thread. Yeah, right.
Needs more Alexandra Daddario