A library in Manly, Australia, which is apparently an actual place and not just the setting of a light beer commercial, has moved all of their books about Lance Armstrong, including The Lance Armstrong Performance Program and Lance Armstrong: World’s Greatest Champion, to the fiction section, because, yeah.
To add insult to injury, the library has also started blasting Sheryl Crow’s cover of “The First Cut is the Deepest” 24/7. In unrelated news, suicides in Manly, Australia have increased by 394%.
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Just know that I’d be there to give Sheryl a back rub if necessary.
“We live in the manliest of cities. Nao won denoies this!”
-Manly, Australia’s official motto