GQ’s List Of The 21st Century’s 100 Sexiest Women Cruelly Pits Alison Brie Against Zooey Deschanel

On the “10 Best Lists” list that probably exists somewhere (answer: MY MIND), GQ‘s list of the 21st century’s sexiest women is…what was I saying? I’m sorry. I was too busy thinking about the magazine’s TOTALLY UNCOOL decision to square Alison Brie and Zooey Deschanel against one another for the “millennium’s über geek girlfriend.”

Anyway, the rest of the lovely ladies aren’t ranked #1-100, but rather by year, which explains why Kim Kardashian, Marisa Tomei, and Ashley Dupré go back-to-back-to-back (in Ray J’s fan fiction), and why Game of Thrones‘s Emilia Clarke is buried near the end. You can see the whole thing here, but don’t worry, Kate Upton’s included.

Know who isn’t, though?

Damn tragedy. Also, no Lindsay Lohan, but that makes a bit more sense. Who else should have made it?

(Via GQ)