Kate Middleton is gorgeous, to the point where if I tired to describe her beauty, everyone reading this would begin to feel really uncomfortable. For that reason, I'll spare the specifics, and leave it at "gorgeous," though "perty" and "Tex.Avery.Wolf.GIF" would suffice, too. Anyway, as you might have heard and/or mocked, Middleton's official portrait was unveiled in London's National Portrait Gallery yesterday, and it is...unflattering. See above for proof.
How artist Paul Emsley still has his head, we'll never know (related: do people still say, "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS"? They should; I know the Queen agrees with me), but we do know that the Internet is loving to hate his ass-turd-piece. Sorry. Here are some of the best Kate Middleton portrait reworkings.
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That’ll be an excellent portrait 20 years from now.
I disagree, it’ll be a horrifyingly decrepit portrait in 20 years, but Kate Middleton will look exactly the same.
Ha, I thought about making that reference but couldn’t figure out how to word it. Well done.
Honestly I never got the appeal. She looks like garden variety white girl to me. She’s like the definition of vanilla.
It’s like the Picture of Dorian Gray, only more unsettling.
No Mrs. Doubtfire ?
Bring in the Potato Jesus lady for a retouch
first off if you are gonna dis a portrait, and use words to do it please for goodness sake use SPELLCHECK. I am so tried of this kind of laziness. HAS you no 1 to proodfead? I did that crap on propose and it was hartd.
LOOK AT THIS NEW PORTRAIT OF KATE MIDDLETON
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Lord Vigo Middleton!