Bros. BROS.
Reports the Daily Mirror:
A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex.
The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed.
Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.
According to an Argentinian media outlet, the lady with the poison-laden vagina eventually confessed to having enough poison inside of her to kill both herself and her husband.
Fellas, so now you have to consider whether a girl is trying TO KILL YOU if she, ugh, smells not so fresh down there. Meanwhile, ladies, if a dude smell not so fresh down there, he’s probably just a slob who doesn’t give a sh*t if his junk reeks, otherwise he’d at least find a sink and running water to give himself a trucker bath. Either way, just say no to going down on smelly naughty bits, y’all.
(Via Gawker)
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I don’t know how many times bad smells must have saved my life…
finally a law i can get behind.
Tell this bitch to get a knife, I’m going back to sleep.
Now that’s some bad clams
You missed a perfect opportunity to play FLORIDA OR…
That’s a Lifetime movie opportunity if I ever saw one.
I can’t say I don’t admire her creativity.
Initially I thought this story was about a wife somehow trying to kill her husband by betting gang-banged by a sh*tty glam metal band.
…or a Bell Biv Devoe song. NEVER trust a big butt and a smile.
I was honestly expecting Florida
Yeah c’mon Florida, step up ya game.
Killilingus: The Movie!
–Insert Tech Nines “Psycho Bitch” here–
“only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell”
Insert smelly vagina joke here.
So explain to me how she put the poison on herself on her genitals, and she planned to kill him, without killing herself ?? wouldn’t she be equally susceptible to the poison in such an area that it could absorb into her skin & veins & blood.
This has the feel of a straight to DVD movie starring Eric Roberts
Death by snu-snu! [www.comedycentral.com]