The 8 Craziest Passages From The NY Times Profile Of Lindsay Lohan’s Kickstarter-Funded Erotic Movie
#6.
That’s when things started to get really weird. Lady Gaga was now staying at the Chateau, and that wasn’t great news for The Canyons. Lohan missed her morning call, and then she left the shoot for lunch with friends, running up a $600 tab on sushi, sake and vodka.
#7.
Schrader was already scouting the location by the time Lohan arrived at the suite with her entourage. She smiled and waved to everyone and then noticed a magazine with Oliver Stone on the cover. She picked it up and ripped it into pieces, cursing. (Lohan had been considered for a role in Stone’s Savages, but the director eventually passed.) She then went into the bedroom, calling out, “Does anyone want a beer?”
#8.
She climbed out of her car and turned to the photographers.
“I’ll make a deal with you. I’ll give you a good shot, but then you have to go.” Lohan turned to her good side and hiked her floor-length skirt up to show a little leg.
“O.K., five, four, three, two, one. Now you have to go.”
What a gal.
But really.
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I liked this line: “I don’t want this to be all about Lindsay being late,” Honig said. “Actresses are always late. Julia Roberts is late.”
“I don’t want this article to be about Lindsay slamming porsches into baby strollers. Actresses are always slamming porsches into baby strollers. Julia Roberts slams porsches into baby strollers”.
That’s funny, usually when Lohan so much as farts a TMZ reporter is there to collect it in a jar for analysis.
whoops meant that reply to be under my comment. uproxx fail 2013.
When Lindsay Lohan dies TMZ is going to have to lay off like half of its staff.
Apparently they were caught trying to take credit for the information in the article by presenting it as an exclusive.
I’m really not looking forward to the ridiculous media coverage that will follow her death.
gif #4 is why I still have a very unhealthy crush on that sick woman.
Wait, does that make me the “sick” one?
I’m almost positive that it wouldn’t be too difficult to turn that crush into an evening.
Gif #5 for me… She’s still young and cute before the weight of a metric ton of crack crushed her, with no indication of STDs.
#4 is one of those gifs that you watch over and over, hoping THIS TIME the straps on that bra will break…
*hypnotised by bouncy bouncy*
There’s a certain K family (if you say their name they only become more powerful) that I wouldn’t mind loading into plane along with Lohan and then blowing it out of the sky with a surface-to-air missile.
I played on a team with her younger brother, a down to earth guy,never went around bragging about how they were related (this was pre-meltdown). To this day I do not know, how they possibly came from the same set of genes.