If you've read UPROXX long enough, or even just yesterday's What's On Tonight, you know that we're big enthusiasts of Microsoft Paint (some day Danger's going to have a wing in the Louvre dedicated to his masterpieces) and crappy artwork in general, so Porn SFW is right up our alley. What SFW? Porn what? Well:
Porn SFW is a collection of previously NSFW adult photos re-worked to become worksafe porn pictures. This isn’t a site we recommend surfing from work but these pictures used to be explicit and now and safe for work porn pictures. Hence Porn that is now SFW. We think these SFW Porn pics are funny as hell but then again we have a strange sense of humor. (Via)
For example, instead of whatever DISGUSTING thing that lady above was about to do to herself, she's now ripping it on the ones and twos, son. It's wholesome family fun! Here are some of our favorites.
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This is brilliant!
“For example, instead of whatever DISGUSTING thing that lady above was about to do to herself, she’s now ripping it on the ones and twos, son. It’s wholesome family fun! Here are some of our favorites.”
I think that’s precisely what she was doing in the original, no?
Is that Britney Spears in #5 by the way?
I think she got MS painted over in #10.
Savanna Samson is the porn doppleganger for Britney Spears.
That last one is a little worrying. I mean, I appreciate that everyone has different tastes, but is bald, bearded, 40-ish diabetic twins really a fetish for somebody?
Twincest is all the rage with the young folk these days…
3, 8, and 12 are the best. This is a wonderful concept.
Just realized I didn’t know what was pornographic about #13, except whatever was going on on the TV. Took me a minute to realize that was what was originally there, in place of the dresser, and that that one lady’s clothes were drawn on. But the other three are genuinely clothed. Weird movie, that one.
LMAO
its nice to see me here, cause its been a long time I’v been searching for this site thanks gud people