GQ will poke and prod and analyze the Internet’s collective boner by naming the “100 sexiest century women of the 21st century” in their next issue, featuring cover model Beyonce’s underboob. This is a massive undertaking, on the level of the Modern Library’s list of the best books of all-time, except GQ‘s mission is TIMELESS (at least until next century) and IMPORTANT. Were there any boobs in Ulysses? No, seriously, I’m asking; I couldn’t get past page 17. Anyway, James Joyce: so much sexier than Eva Mendes.
We don’t know GQ‘s rankings yet, so let’s have some fun and guess what their top 10 will look like. Remember, the list dates back to 2000, so it’s not going to be #10. Jennifer Lawrence, #9-1. Kate Upton, though that would be OK, too. Here are my predictions (though not my actual picks), and let us know yours.
#10. Kate Upton
#9. Megan Fox
#8. Rihanna
#7. Halle Berry
#6. Scarlett Johansson
#5. Britney Spears
#4. Penelope Cruz
#3. Beyonce
#2. Angelina Jolie
#1. Lindsay Lohan
OK, probably not #1, but I’d respect GQ that much more if they went with Lohan.
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Jennifer Aniston seems like a snub.
I had Amy Winehouse and Lindsay Lohan in a tie for first.
No, I’m kidding. I had them in a tie for one millionth.
That may seem like a burn, but Kim Kardashian was well behind both of them.
For me personally, Salma Hayek. Remember Satanico Pandemonium? And if anyone has a gif of that, for god’s sake post it.
Exactly. Woman has been epically hot for 20 years now, and while the snake dance remains one of the hottest scenes ever filmed (and I say that as someone who finds both feet and Quentin Tarantino’s face to be profoundly unerotic), she has only improved with age.
Where’s Justin Bieber?
SCARJO
You guys joke, but the first actress who played Lindsay Lohan was incredible. Shame they went out and Fake Razor Ramon’d her after she left.
Goddamnit, that Kate Upton gif.
One of the true tragedies of 2012 was when they cut her nun-bikini footage in The Three Stooges down to a quick long shot. Oh well, at least we have the trailer to watch. *sigh*
this is a joke, right?
Beyonce? Ugh.
I’m not sure where in my top 10 they’d fit, but give me: Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Connelly, Rachel Weisz, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, and just to have the hottest blonde in there, Elisha Cuthbert.
I’m with Kubo.
These names are more my speed.
Lindsay Lohan #1? Seriously?
Oh and where the fuck is Mila Kunis?
Please not Rihanna. She will be on the list somewhere, and higher than at least 50 ladies who are unquestionably better looking.
Rihanna was going to be #1, but she’ll slip to #7 because she got back with Chris Brown.
Kate Upton without a doubt, she has the best curves and sexy look. Just don’t pick Rihanna, Lindsay Lohan, Beyonce, Britney or Halle. If you do you’re just a bunch of LOSERS and you choice is bullshit, just sayin’…
Jeremy Renner doesn’t hide the fact he’s 5’9″. Tom Cruise on the other hand, wears elevator shoes. He’s 5’7″. BTW, why are S Johansson’s breasts sagging already, at 27?
I’m sure whomever makes the top 10 list, I’ll disagree with at least 5 of them being there.
Jennifer Connelly is number 5 thru 1.