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An Investigation: Is Justin Bieber Blind Or Merely A Twat?

Written by Josh Kurp / 02.27.13

/stares at outfit for 10 minutes

//reads E! Online post

The 18-year-old pop star stepped out Wednesday in London wearing an oversize, studded, neon-yellow hat (!) and purple leopard-print pants. (Via)

///regrets reading E! Online

////looks at close-up photo

CONCLUSION: Justin Bieber is blind AND a twat, or is dressed by Bowser’s hipster brother. Or perhaps all of the above.

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"An Investigation: Is Justin Bieber Blind Or Merely A Twat?"

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    02.27.13 at 5:00 pm
    Kevin the Robot

    I would love to give him a dvd of Leif Garrett’s Behind the Music to show him where his life is headed. He would tell me he’s never heard of Leif Garrett. I would respond “Exactly”.

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      02.27.13 at 6:20 pm
      Andrew Daisuke

      THIS. Oh please oh please!!! Can I watch?

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      02.27.13 at 7:43 pm
      JTRO

      Good call.

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    02.27.13 at 5:05 pm
    Soft and Wet

    I’ll go with a blind twat who happens to wear glasses. Good thing I’m in the same comforts of uproxx or his “Beliebers” (hell no, I did not type that out) might get me.

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      02.27.13 at 5:06 pm
      Armorcladinosor

      I’M COMING FOR YOU NOW!!!!!!

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      02.27.13 at 11:48 pm
      Soft and Wet

      My account was hacked. I think Justin Beiber looks dashing in that unique looking hat and purple leopard-print pant.

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    02.27.13 at 5:21 pm
    shezcrafti

    Is that what “swaggy” is?

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      02.28.13 at 8:01 am
      VladimirA

      haha, i think its too perfect a fit

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    02.27.13 at 9:01 pm
    Burnsy ☆

    Y’ALL JUS JELOS U A BUNCH OH H8ERS AIN’T NUTHIN LIL SWAGGY EVER DONE 2 U

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    02.27.13 at 10:43 pm
    jarkey

    YOU CAN’T CALL HIM TWAT THAT WORD INAPPROPRIATE HE CHILD I NEED APOLOGY.

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    02.27.13 at 11:41 pm
    Tobias Funke, Analrapist

    I’m voting for twat.

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    02.28.13 at 6:00 am
    dabong

    Fuck the all the other reasons.

    This is WHY we can’t have nice things.

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    02.28.13 at 12:54 pm
    evilbanker

    How did we miss discussing his track-suit wearing, Beatz adorned posse member carring the leopard print purse behind him?

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    02.28.13 at 1:28 pm
    Fuzzy Pickles

    Why are these pants popular? If I wanted to look like I just took a dump in my pants, I’d take a dump in my pants.

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    02.28.13 at 3:22 pm
    jackin4beats

    I vote for him being a twatbasket that needs to be punched in the throat, thus ending his “singing” career. Shopping at Goodwill does not equal high fashion.

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    02.28.13 at 5:29 pm
    cokebabies

    He’s got some fuzzy ears.

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    03.01.13 at 2:55 pm
    NathanX

    I think somebody needs to go live with their auntie and uncle in bel air.

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