
Last night felt like one of those Oscars we’re going to look back at in five years, and think, “The hell was that?” (Film Drunk will have a write-up soon — full of Matthew McConaughey snubs and Affleck-not-letting-Cranston-speak flubs.) As a card-carrying member of the American Dad! fan club, I, for one, would like to say how, well, not shockingly terrible Seth MacFarlane was as a host. Rather, he was normal terrible. It wasn’t the racism or sexism that got to me — unlike everyone else on the Internet, apparently — it was the lame one-liners and constant post-joke evaluations. Once or twice would have been fine, but he kept throwing his writers under the bus, all with that dumb smirk.
Elsewhere, the full winners list can be seen here, but there was only one TRUE winner: Silver Linings Playbook actress/husky-voiced angel sent from Heaven, Jennifer Lawrence, who I’m pretty sure can simply be described as The Best from now on. Here are her 10 most adorable moments from an otherwise fairly stagnant Oscars.
#1. She called out the inanity of red carpet coverage.

#2. Appropriate reaction to the press.

#3. She asked the important questions.

#4. Even after stopping for McDonalds on the way to the ceremony: “I forgot to eat because I was so stressed trying to leave the house, and I got in the car and I was starving,” she told MTV News. “The [ceremony] is four hours long. I got in the car and could see the McDonald’s right there, so…”




You, guys…..I think I’m in love.
When she fell down, I just wanted to help her up, hold her tight, make her feel safe, and maybe smell her hair a little bit.
Same here
same here…..
By the looks of how she handles those awards, Kristen Stewart’s Other Hand has some competition next year.
I would like to formally apply for the role of JLaw’s BFF.
And also Hushpuppy’s babysitter.
Hushpuppy has somehow melded two normally douche moves (raise the roof and arm flexing) and melded them into something absolutely adorable.
Oh and Jennifer seems cool too.
What I would give for a few minutes to disappoint her.
Minutes?
ALL BOUNCY RED DRESS GIF EVERYTHING
Hey now, there’s also the moment where RDJ was the only one clapping for the Chris Brown joke that is probably gif’d somewhere
someone please post that
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I want to be Jennifer Lawrences’ boyfriend.
I kind of want to be her friend more than her boyfriend. She is beautiful and sexy, etc, but I mostly just want to make fun of things with her. She is awesome.
Obviously, neither of those things will happen though…
*drinks*
Hey PAL; that’s what stalking is for!
Very happy for JLAW.
Also, if you count X-Men: First Class, we actually have seen her boobs.
Jack Nicholson is getting laid.
why must anne hathaway be in her ‘smarmy oscar face’ pic? please, just leave us alone.
I live in Louisville, where’s she from. It kills me that everybody knows everybody here and I only know her from reading this site.
Wow a beautiful actress with a diverse and interesting body of work who (so far) hasn’t done anything insane. And doesn’t come off as entitled or aloof.
···hopefully this means less Gwyneth Paltrow in the future.
I’d like to applaud Jack Nicholson for showing more restraint than any of us would have if we were in his position. But then, that’s probably why he’s Jack fucking Nicholson
She is my hero
She fell down because in the past when she’s hiked up her dress to go up stairs, the internet has gone crazy with, “her dress ripped.” Thanks, internet. Ya’ bastards.
J-Law should be in everthing.And Jack Nicholson should take a cold shower for eternity . JUST CALM DOWN MAN!!!!!!!
Loved this post until Anne Hathaway showed up. UGH she ruins everything.
How could anyone overlook the interview with Chenoweth when J.L. said “Does a bear shit in the woods” on live TV?
Also does anyone else have the urge to tackle Jack Nicholson right now?
I would settle for J-Law’s guy stuck in the friend zone just to be near her.
where’s the coke wizard
The best red carpet moment was from Conan O’Brien a few years ago.
“Who am I wearing? This is from Sears.”
Can we get an explanation of that header picture?
I want to be Jennifer Lawrence’s g-string.