Meet Jon Millward, a man on he internet who decided to take his obsession with porn to the next level: by studying 10,000 porn stars and creating a detailed infographic breaking down his findings.
I’ve created an infographic that combines all of the results from my analysis of porn stars…I’ve also included some blown up sections from it, like the ‘race wheel’ facial morphs, and the birthplaces.
Here’s one particular section of the infographic I found interesting: dude used some sort of facial morphing software to come up with the standard face for today’s female porn actress…
The entire inforgraphic is below in all of its gooey glory…
(Via Gawker)
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I think I speak for everyone when I say
“wow….?”
this is BS… Everyone knows squirt and pee are the same thing.
That…is…impressive…I think.
Did anyone else notice that a couple of the composites looked like Lindsay Lohan?
719 lbs, who is that??/..damn!
She kind of skewed the “average” female weight number, I guess.
This holds the record for longest infographic created with one hand.
Gold star.
“The Face of Porn” hmmm needs more jizz
Way to go , fella. Ladies love statistical data.
There’s something a bit grim about putting “interracial” in with a list of sex acts.
The mere fact that “interacial” is considered a Thing says worrying things about American society.
Also, fun fact: Any combination of Asian, Hispanic, and white isn’t interracial. It’s only interracial if it involves black people.
Is it sad I am curious as hell to what the fattest pornstars and smallest pornstars look like?
That’s funny that the “extremely heavy” thing can work for women but not for men. I’m also surprised that the male average weight is lower than the non-porn average, considering how fucking buff so many of those guys are. And I’m pretty amazed at the difference in the “most prolific” numbers for men and women, but I guess it makes sense, since a “reliable” male performer is a rarer thing than a workable female (or was, before viagra). And finally, I find it fucking crazy that anal is more common than interracial, and twice as common as swallowing. But I guess pretty much everything ends in a facial, so you can’t do both.
Yeah, the weight thing made sense until you look at their height. I always thought that both genders in porn were purposely selected to be vertically challenged so their body parts would appear larger on screen.
SCIENCE BITCHES!
I found myself nodding too often during my reading of that infographic…
yeah i enjoyed this a little too much
How many of these porn stars travel to California and then claim it’s their home state?
Bless you, California.
*salutes*
*wipes tear from eye*
excellent, that’s 10 names I can cross off the list for baby #2.
Wow, Ron Jaworski just read this and is going to go back into his secret film room and start breaking down NFL players by size and whether they’re cut or not.
Also, my research, um, agrees that there should be way more Latinas in porn and there should be more chicks without tattoos.
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