So many questions. I have SO many questions. Take a moment to watch the video below, then rejoin me.
1. Did MC Pastor steal his sports jacket off Howard Cosell’s corpse?
2. Does MC Pastor know what he’s saying? He has to know the mean of the word “n*gger,” right? Right…?
3. Is that a DJ, or just some insane man who they didn’t feel like kicking out the church basement?
4. How long did the clip art take to add during editing? And is there such a thing as too many diamond wipes? (No.)
5. “I preach the word, that’s my gig/And I rhyme better than Notorious B.I.G.” Why didn’t that win a Grammy?
6. Is MC Pastor’s wife jealous of the Rappin’ Granny? Can they start beefin’? Winner gets a new cardigan.
This could go on for awhile, so let’s just watch the video again.
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Wow. I don’t even know what to make fun of first!
Wait, yes I do. The fact that they have no problems dropping the N-word repeatedly, but yet feel the need to say “pop a cap in your butt” instead of “ass.” Also clip art.
Anyone up for an auto tune with Antoine Dodson?
Hi, I commented yesterday. See my comment above? I checked back today to see the tons of great comments I thought would be here. Can’t figure why the awesome commenter swag of UPROXX is missing from this post. Maybe everyone is speechless, I dunno.
speechless
Right? How does this post not have more comments!?