She, Taylor Swift, the woman who’s never met a fluffy dog she hasn’t been surprised by. He, Nicolas Cage, the man who always looks like he’s trying to solve a puzzle with no answer. Together, they’re Taylor Swift, ft. Nicolas Cage in…”I Knew You Were Trouble,” the goat-less version. Take the rest of the day off, Internet, you done good.
It’s frightening how much of The Wicker Man‘s dialogue could double as a T-Swift lyric. “You have my permission to stay out of the f*cking way,” that could be about One Direction Hair Guy. Honestly, I’d like her more if she embraced the punching-people-in-a-bear-suit side of her we all know is there.
I want more like this!
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