You might not realize, but your wi-fi name is constantly being judged, by neighbors, friends, passing vagrants who stole some poor guy's iPhone while he was using the Port Authority bathroom. If you go with a boring name, who the hell cares about your grandmother and her resting in peace? If you go with something funny, is it funny enough, or are just stealing a Seinfeld quote? I've found it's best to go with a name that no one would ever want to be associated with, a name that brings to mind doing something highly illegal.
Or you could just go with the mega-douche route, too. (P*ssyCrusher69 was already taken in my building.) That works. Anyway, here's a collection of wi-fi names we'd think twice about connecting to.
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Be afraid, be very afraid of Papa Roach fans. (Via)
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Number 8 is actually a lyric from System of a Down’s “Chop Suey.” I think SoaD fans might be offended by the Papa Roach comparison.
I stopped reading just to make sure someone else noticed this.
I thought of Chop Suey too.
SoaD misclassification aside, the better one on that picture is “The Black Lodge”
/twin peaks
Josh blowin it.
Ummm I would connect to cheeseburger in a second
I named my Wi-Fi “Night Cheese,” so I could say that I was workin’ on my night cheese.
I regret nothing.
Regret? That word and night cheese should never even be in the same comment
My wi-fi network was named “porch monkey 4 life” for a while. Now it’s “ryandome” a little less offensive…
I named mine “A Series of Tubes”
Best one I’ve seen though is “ALinksysToThePast”
mine says Starbucks_Guest
you rich people make me sick.
Mine has been WatchingYouMasturbate for a few years now…
Changed it the first one listed here
My neighbors named theirs Prestige Worldwide, which I thought was pretty excellent.
My friend’s is called “Fart Mouth.” It makes me giggle.
Mine is JEWS ONLY
I called mine “Hump It or Pump It”
Our work WiFI is named “Error 54″ so that no one tries to connect.
Someone in my neighborhood named Damm has “Damm IT” — always liked that one.
WiFi: TheOneWhoKnocks
Never seem to have any problems. Some delightful puns here, though.
Mine is: MyNeighborsSuck