Joseph Gordon-Levitt's next film, Don Jon, might be almost too relatable. It's about a guy who's obsessed with three things: women (especially Scarlett Johansson), watching adult movies, and working out. Really, it's the story of your life, assuming you're as rich and talented and good looking as JGL. So, it's not the story of your life.
But you can live vicariously through Don, seen above CRUSHING iron in a still from the movie, by making him a crab person. (I'm of a belief that almost everyone is crab people.) Photoshop pros have clearly gotten their hands on the JGL photo, especially on Reddit, and have had some fun with it. Here are some of the best entries.