If you're a leader, you're John. If you're quiet, you're George. If you're goofy, you're Ringo. And so on. We tend to pick one musician, actor, whomever in a group and live vicariously through them, based on similar attributes. The same thing's not quite of Spring Breakers; your favorite is basically the one you think is the hottest.
But let's think these things through, too. Last week, Maske brought you a Spring Breakers GIF primer, but as revelatory as it was, it didn't answer one important question: which Spring Breaker is YOUR Spring Breaker? After the jump, we have a GIF breakdown of each of the film's four lady stars — Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine — based on what your proclaiming, "SHE'S THE BEST BREAKER" would say about you. But really, they're all the best. But really really, I have a clear favorite. Find out yours.
You're Team Vanessa Hudgens if...
...boobs in Vanessa's face is something that sounds appealing (via)
...bangs (via)
...well, this one probably speaks for itself (via)
...you enjoy the occasional spontaneous song (via)
...your favorite Monopoly piece isn't the thimble (via)
...and you can forget this ever happened (via)
You're Team Selena Gomez if...
...you hate Justin Bieber as much as she does (via)
...you played/still play a lot of Mario Kart (via)
...food (via)
...you think of Selena as Spring Breakers star Selena Gomez, not Justin Bieber's ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez (via)
...you practice good hygiene (via)
...YOU'RE PRETTY (via).
You're Team Ashley Benson if...
...you drown her misery in music (via)
...you're easily surprised (via)
...fun > studying (via)
...you own at least one ironic shirt (via)
...you're attached to technology to an unhealthy degree (via)
...OK, no one ever chooses Ashley Benson (via).
You're Team Rachel Korine if...
...NOPE. She's married to the guy behind this (via).
(Also, there aren't any Rachel Korine GIFs out there.)
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I like to pretend in my mind, if given the opportunity, I would take the high road and not bang Selena Gomez because she probably banged Bieber’s lady boner, but high roads are for pussies.
Ashley is the hottest one, but Vanessa is the sexiest wildest one, so I’d pick Vanessa
Why thank you.
Vanessa reminds me of a poor man’s (woman’s?) Mila Kunis. So I’d go with her also.
I’m with these guys. Slutfactor wins.
Ashley and then Vanessa for me. Selena never did it for me.
Oh and then there’s Rachel and….yeah….
I like the one who is not so smart.
If you’re looking for Rachel Korine gifs then the Rachel Korine tumblr [www.tumblr.com] is a good place to start. And finish. Gnome sayin’.
To hell with you, writer, i am Team Benson!
The answer is obviously Vanessa Hug-and-Kiss. She’s clearly the sexiest and wildest one out of the bunch. Even that one role she had on that annoying musical can be seen as a positive because it inspired her to take off her clothes and take nude pictures of herself for the whole world to see. Advantage: Hudgins.
They all look 14. Next.
You say that like it’s a bad thing, which of course it… is?
Would bang.
/slight guilt at the emotional scare it would leave.
Selena would probably be the most fun to casually hang out with, but yeah it’s still hard to get past the fact she looks twelve if you were shooting for anything else.
“if you were shooting for anything else”
So to speak.
Vanessa.
I’m team Korine. Only because any young hottie who marries a dude twice her age obviously has mental issues. So, as the old adage goes crazy = amazing in the rack.
If I had to choose one to marry…. Benson. I think she’ll age the best.
Kill? — all of ‘em. I can always rent a car with a large trunk.
All those Vanessa Gifs and no grabs from “Sucker Punch”?
Team Ashley, yo.
Yeah, that highly artistic and aesthetically pleasing pole-dancer gif pretty much ended the contest before it had even begun. Team Vanessa.
I’d choose Ashley.