Trolls of the world take note: it’s getting harder and harder for you to hide in the shadows of anonymity. Your mere presense on the web means that you can be tracked to a pinpoint location within minutes. So choose who you troll carefully, lest someone show up at your doorstep ready to pummel you into the oblivion.
With that said, I’m not sure how Curtis Woodhouse tracked down this troll — I have an idea how he did it but he hasn’t disclosed exactly how as far as I know — but I’m sure glad the former soccer player turned boxer did, because the end result is HILARIOUS.
It started like this…
Which led to this…
And it all ended in this…
REALITY SHOW PITCH: “Troll Justice,” a show in which anonymous trolls are tracked down and confronted by their victims. I’d watch the shit out of that. Make it happen, Hollywood!
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Didn’t someone tell him there’s a “block” button?
Hopefully the troll has a block button, emirate? ZING
*amirite f***ing autocorrect
No and im glad
I’m not the only one who read all those tweets with a cockney accent, right?
The boxers last name is Woodhouse. So, naturally…..
…So naturally, I assumed he was gonna make the kid eat a bowl of spiderwebs.
Anyone else realize this is the end of Jay and Slient Bob strike back.
Please dont ruin it.
Wasn’t it already a show called “H8ers”, and had people like Mario Lopez and Snooki confronting their haters? All it did was fill me with h8.
Those people suck. This would put fun people (Metta World Peace, Curtis Woodhouse, Nick Diaz, Nate Diaz) on the trails of their haters.
REALITY SHOW PITCH: “Troll Justice,” a show in which anonymous trolls are tracked down and confronted by their victims. I’d watch the shit out of that. Make it happen, Hollywood!
Hollywood’s so disgustingly vain we’d just end up with another version of H8ter, and the first one was already a crime against humanity.
Man, it’s just a rough day to be an internet asshole.
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Holy crap, what a fucking asshole!
Troll Justice? Sign me up. I just want to know how the heck he found the guy???
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Remember, kids, if you’re going to troll a man who betas up other men for a living, be safe. Use a VPN.
*beats
Although he might Beta them also, making him the Alpha.
VPNs are still fairly easy to trace. Use Tor!
This is why I troll people face to face.
“Troll Justice” eh? Sounds fine and dandy until some dude says something bad about Joss Whedon or Christopher Nolan, and then ten thousand nerds show up at his door.
In the spirit of this post, I hereby challenge all of you bastards to a duel.
@CurtisWoodhous FOLLOW
This needs to be a service. Seriously! How many people would pay Curtis Woodhouse, submit the examples of the trolling to him and then unleash him to seek an apology or a satisfactory result?
I’m all happy now. Justice is like a drug.
If there was a time machine I would go back to 1988, get that Mike Tyson, bring him back, introduce him to Twitter, then suggest he go on Troll Justice to win cash and prizes.
Then I would show him the Klitschko brothers holding his belts.
THEN! I would go back to 1964, get Muhammed Ali, and bring him back.
I would totally watch Troll Justice.