Before a scheduled show in Arnhem, Netherlands, swaggy goy Justin Bieber visited Amsterdam yesterday to livetweet the Anne Frank House, sight of the bubblebath scene from The Diary of Anne Frank, JB’s favorite movie. At least I’m assuming it is, insomuch as Bieber believes Frank would be a Beliber if she, y’know, hadn’t died from typhus in a concentration camp in 1945. Because she didn’t have “Eenie Meenie” to keep her company.
This note comes from the Anne Frank House’s Facebook page:
Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House, together with his friends and guards. Fans were waiting outside to see a glimpse of him. He stayed more than an hour in the museum. In our guestbook he wrote: “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber.” (Via)
If only Twitter had been around in the 1940s. Things would have worked out differently.
Alas.