Kanye West is taking a beating on Twitter thanks to this picture surfacing that shows him in a semi-tank top, leather pants and a face that yells “someone shot my corgi.” Why would Kanye West be so sad? Well, why wouldn’t he be? Let us count the ways:
His woman is in her second trimester. So there’s a good chance he’s stressed to hell. We’ve all been caught there, making 2am runs to the Food Lion to get yogurt or guacamole or a whole honey baked ham or all three combined into one casserole with peanut butter on top. So there’s that bit stressing him out. Add in the fact that the woman in question is Kim Kardashian and you’d be sad too.
Maybe he just reheard Ray J’s song reminding everyone that he hit it first. Maybe he realized that his baby momma is still sort of married to someone else.
Or maybe he accidentally put on one of Kim’s pre-maternity tank tops and realized he made a mistake. Whatever the case, this picture is mesmerizing in its sadness. Let the meme-ing commence.
PS. If you’d like, you can head to The Smoking Section to listen to a recently-released demo from 2001 when Kanye West seemed like sort of a normal person. It’s fascinating.