I’ve been happily poking fun at celebrity time-traveling vampire internet theories for years now, but even I have to admit that if there is one famous person who has in fact led many lives over centuries it is the man of so many faces: Nicolas Cage.
In the latest installment a Redditor just found the above image of 19th century Mexican Emperor Maximilian I in a Mexican history textbook and the uncanny resemblance only further supports the claims that Nic Cage has been all things in all places at all times in our universe.
Thanks to the gloriousness of the 19th century Mexican monarch beard alone I am now willing to support Nic Cage time-traveling vampire claims so ironically that I am seemingly supporting it unironically. Deal with it doubters.
I want more like this!
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