People From Mississippi Love Porn More Than You Do

There are two main insights to be enlightened by from PornHub’s data dump that’s now steaming up the Internet like some sort of steamer, perhaps in Cleveland. Fact the first: America really loves “creampies,” “college,” “teens,” and “compilations.” Those four pornographical categories are the top-searched “adult-based terms” for over 30 states in AMERICA, with the occasional outlier of “anita queen” in Nevada and “smoking” in Wyoming.

Fact the second: Mississippi’s love of porn is far greater than your state’s.

Last on the list: Rhode Island, although New Jersey and New York are down there, too. This is shocking news only to those who don’t realize Garden State residents are having hot, sweaty, not-at-all gross sex 365/24/7. They only stop to search for “MILF” once every four years, on Leap Day.

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