Edward Smith has had nearly 1,000 lovers over the last 45 years, but only one has been a female human being. The rest have been cars. So that’s interesting.
Watch the (safe for work, thank god) news report below to learn more fun facts about the self-confessed mechaphile, including: the type of car he lost his vehicular virginity to, the number of sexual partners he currently has parked on his property, and the name of the long-time lover he’s finally ready to commit to after decades of collecting VIN numbers and chasing smoking hot tailpipes.