Links With Professorial Dogs And A Cowardly Bulldog

Cats Act Out Common HTTP Status Codes, Can Do Our Tech Support Anytime |UPROXX|

The Internet’s 10 Best Ron Swanson Tributes Of 2011 |UPROXX|

5 Reality Shows Cruelly Engineered to Provoke Pointing and Laughter |Warming Glow|

Nick Nolte ain’t care! Choice quotes from Nick Nolte’s GQ profile |Film Drunk|

Joe Clark Is Pissed: “Lean On Me” Actor Busted With 200 Pounds Of Weed |Smoking Section|

52-Year Old Man Punches Eighth Grader In Face For Losing At Basketball |With Leather|

Foo Fighters Concert Causes Minor Earthquake Tremors In New Zealand |UPROXX|

Breaking News: Ndamukong Suh Has Serious Anger Management Issues |With Leather|

It Was Bound to Happen: ‘Fear Factor’ Incest |Warming Glow|

The Golden Globe Nominations are… kind of great? |Film Drunk|

The 15 Best Pictures of Emma Stone |Unreality|

The 30 Most Important Cats Of 2011 |Buzzfeed|

Robot Chicken’s 12 Clips of Christmas |AdultSwim|

10 Adorable Videos of Animals Using iPads |The FW|

12 Harsh Truths About the Internet |Slacktory via GorillaMask|

NASA Creates Space Harpoon for Comets: Thar She Blows! |Technabob|

Response Piece: Ten Subtle Ways to Tell Him that His Penis is Too Small |Pajiba|

Bisexual Amber Heard urges other Hollywood stars to come out of the closet. With a helpful picture of how this might be achieved |FARK|

VIDEO BELOW: Holy sh-t, the noises this French Bulldog makes from 0:30 on killed me. |via Arbroath|

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