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    Hitman: Absolution

    Square-Enix Kills A Next-Gen Version Of ‘Hitman’, But Assures Fans The Series Will Continue On

    January 7, 2014by: Uproxx authorsNathan Birch

    Here’s A Video Of ‘Hitman: Absolution’ Being Intentionally and Unintentionally Ridiculous

    July 23, 2013by: Uproxx authorsNathan Birch

    Square Enix’s Definition Of ‘Weak’ Is A Bit… Off

    April 10, 2013by: Uproxx authorsDan Seitz

    Square-Enix Had A Year Of Great Reviews And Big Hits! They Also Lost A Giant Pile Of Money!

    March 26, 2013by: Uproxx authorsNathan Birch

    ‘Hitman’ Vs. ‘Dishonored’ Vs. ‘Assassin’s Creed’: Which Assassin Had The Best Overall Game?

    November 28, 2012by: Uproxx authorsDan Seitz

    ‘Hitman: Absolution' — The Review

    November 20, 2012by: Uproxx authorsDan Seitz

    Conan O’Brien Has A Bad Habit For Killing Nuns In ‘Hitman: Absolution’

    November 16, 2012by: Uproxx authorsCaleb Reading

    Conan Reviews “Hitman: Absolution”

    November 15, 2012by: Uproxx authorsRyan Perry

    ‘Hitman: Absolution’ Has A New Surprisingly Non-Ridiculous Trailer

    November 9, 2012by: Uproxx authorsNathan Birch

    Ridiculous ‘Hitman’ Trailer Is Improved Immeasurably Through The Use Of Clay and Cats

    October 10, 2012by: Uproxx authorsNathan Birch

    Agent 47 Vs. Corvo Attano Vs. Connor: Who Ya Got?

    September 10, 2012by: Uproxx authorsDan Seitz

    The First Trailer for Hitman: Absolution is Here and It's Absolutely Ridiculous

    May 30, 2012by: Uproxx authorsNathan Birch
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