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    TIME-TRAVELING VAMPIRES

    ‘The Order: 1886’ Honest Trailer Has More Hipster Facial Hair Than A Silver Lake Unicycle Convention

    ‘The Order: 1886’ Honest Trailer Has More Hipster Facial Hair Than A Silver Lake Unicycle Convention

    March 11, 2015by: Uproxx authorsCaleb Reading

    Patrick Stewart Hasn’t Aged In 25 Years And Stephen Colbert Wants To Know His Secret

    May 22, 2014by: Uproxx authorsKris Maske

    Nicolas Cage Found In Mexican History Textbook, Time-Traveling Vampire Claims Strengthen

    August 28, 2013by: Uproxx authorsKris Maske

    Now We Know How Louis C.K. Came Up With That Time-Traveling White Guy Bit

    September 17, 2012by: Uproxx authorsKris Maske

    Leonardo DiCaprio Is Clearly A Time-Traveling Lady Vampire From The 1960s Named Judy Zipper

    June 19, 2012by: Uproxx authorsKris Maske

    Nic Cage Broke His Legendary Time-Traveling Vampire Silence On Letterman Last Night

    February 10, 2012by: Uproxx authorsKris Maske

    This Time-Traveling Celebrity Vampires Thing Is Getting Out Of Hand, Eddie Murphy Edition

    October 4, 2011by: Uproxx authorsKris Maske

    eBay Is Convinced Nic Cage And John Travolta Are Time-Traveling Vampires

    September 28, 2011by: Uproxx authorsKris Maske
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