It’s Never Too Late For Sexy Friday

via Kissing Suzy Kolber on November 20th, 2009

On a day where our very own Matron Saint was implicated in a tawdry scandal, I think we all deserve a hot injection of Adriana Lima into our evening. Thanks to reader Crista for the pics. WOOHOO! (more mildly NSFW after the “yump”)

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WEEKEND PREVIEW: ABSTINENCE PARABLES, IGUANAS.

via Film Drunk on November 20th, 2009

Opening this weekend (trailers after the jump): Twilight Saga: New Moon. Were you aware? I think it’s based on a book or something. The Blind Side I’ve heard from semi-reliable sources that this movie is actually good, but I refuse to believe it. No way a film with the exchange “That boy’s changin yer...

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MUSICAL GUEST: THE KAZOOKAYLELE KID

via With Leather on November 20th, 2009

This is Edinburgh, Scotland’s very own Stuart Crout, who does his best work under the name “The Kazookaylele Kid,” a name derived from the fascinating instrument of the same name that he built from a kazoo, a ukulele, and a baby piano. And here’s Crout performing his signature interpretation of Europe’s “The...

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PLEASE DIE, ACADEMY: ANVIL GETS SNUBBED

via Film Drunk on November 20th, 2009

The Academy recently released their shortlist of 15 feature documentaries which may compete for the Best Documentary Oscar in February, and out of 15 — FIFTEEN — Anvil! The Story of Anvil didn’t make it. I’m not going to pretend I saw every movie this year, but I saw a lot, and out of all the movies I saw — not...

POWER RANKINGS: MERCY FOX

via With Leather on November 20th, 2009

Power Rankings are ridiculously redundant. Except when we do them. Then, they kick ass. SITE NEWS: Weekend Picks will run tomorrow. On the weekend. Figure that one out. Stick around for tonight’s musical guest. 1. Megan Fox. Oh, Megan. Just remember that we never cared about your acting ability. Just your bangin’ hot bod. Thanks,...

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LASERS! CATS! CRACKHEADS! FRIDAY!

via Gamma Squad on November 20th, 2009

No, this isn’t about the SNL sketches, it’s about an actual product that actually exists, FroliCat Bolt Lasers. This sign of the apocalypse beams a red dot around the room in random patterns, to drive your pets crazy. You need this. Moving your own arms is too hard. Remembering which end the light comes out of is so confusing....

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THE BEST OF THE NEW MOON MASHUPS

via Film Drunk on November 20th, 2009

I’ve gotten 10 or 11 Twilight New Moon-related parody videos in the last 12 hours, so if you sent me one, I’m sorry, it was probably really funny, but I’m swamped like your mom’s crotch. This one, however, really stood out from the pack. It comes from Black20 and it’s just a series of well-executed editing...

WHY HELLO THERE, AIMEE MULLINS

via With Leather on November 20th, 2009

This is Aimee Mullins, who has done everything from working at the Pentagon while studying at Georgetown to modeling in London to working as an actor in film. I guess we’re calling them actors now. But anyway, you’re going to feel like an even lazier bastard when I tell you that Aimee has done all of these things with prosthetic...

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AVATAR CHARACTERS MINING ‘UNOBTAINIUM’

via Film Drunk on November 20th, 2009

Since I know you guys have barely heard anything about this project, here’s a new featurette for James Cameron’s Avatar. A couple thoughts: first, as much as I want to see it, I can’t stop thinking about this comment about it from the other week: “Good news, we can fly you to an alien planet and graft your DNA with that of...

IVERSON GETS NO LOVE FROM THE KNICKS

via With Leather on November 20th, 2009

Allen Iverson, often cited as Exhibit A of “What’s Wrong With The NBA” by white people everywhere, thought he was too good to sit the bench for the Memphis Grizzlies. Apparently, he was wrong. The New York Knicks, sitting with a 2-9 record, decided that Iverson didn’t offer anything to help their club. Iverson was waived...

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CATS CHILLIN’ TO THESE WEEKEND LINKS

via Warming Glow on November 20th, 2009

SITE NEWS: I gotta bounce early today to catch a flight. These other stories’ll have to get you through the remainder of the day. Fe-lyin’ around, cat-chin’ some rays. Hey, it was either those puns or “look at these lazy pussies.” Anyway: the very best of cats chillin’. [Buzzfeed] From Fox News to the Onion...