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David D.
David D. just got his Masters in journalism from Northwestern University, which means he's poor and has tons of free time to read comics, watch wrestling and occasionally listen to Hip-Hop. Sadly for you, he also has time to write about these things. He is a writer and regular contributor at The Smoking Section.

Watch Miguel Channel Hulk Hogan And Leg Drop Two Unsuspecting Fans At The Billboard Awards

05.20.13 Written by David D.

The Billboard Music Awards were a thing of beauty this evening. We had Nicki Minaj lap dances, Prince and Miguel going absolutely ape sh*t during his performance. The “Adorn” singer came out to the stage like a ball of fire and was obviously “turnt up” as the kids say. Read the rest of this entry »

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Facebook And Yahoo May Engage In A Bidding War To See Who Gets To Ruin Tumblr

05.17.13 Written by David D.

So there’s apparently this nifty site kids are using these days called Tumblr. It can’t be that great if they can’t even spell the word right, am I right? Well, the big wigs at Yahoo are desperately trying to dump their money into some venue to jumpstart their brand and it looks like Tumblr may be just the ticket. But according to GigaOM, those greedy bastards at Facebook also want in. Read the rest of this entry »

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Kimmel’s ‘The Baby Bachelor’ Skit Is As Hilarious As It Is Freaking Adorable

05.17.13 Written by David D.

It’s pretty clear that Jimmy Kimmel is the late night king of video segments. They’re really the highlights of his show and usually one of the best parts of the entire late night on any network. Tonight, they nailed it again. Read the rest of this entry »

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The New Orleans Mother’s Day Parade Shooting Suspect Has Been Arrested…Finally

05.16.13 Written by David D.

In case you missed it, a gunman opened fire on a Mother’s Day Parade crowd in New Orleans on Sunday in what has become a depressingly overlooked incident in the country. Nineteen people were shot and the alleged gunman had been on the loose ever since. But that’s no longer the case. Read the rest of this entry »

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Kanye West Performed A New Auto-Tuned Song And Ranted Like A Mad Man At The Adult Swim Upfront

05.16.13 Written by David D.

Five years ago, Kanye West released 808s and Heartbreaks, his most experimental and polarizing album to date. The album was dark and came on the heels of Yeezy losing his mother and having his engagement called off. 808′s was Kanye at his darkest. Read the rest of this entry »

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Eazy-E & Ol’ Dirty Bastard Are Headlining The 2013 Rock The Bells Concert. You Know They’re Dead, Right?

05.15.13 Written by David D.

A year ago, Coachella gave us a creepy/awesome/bizarre Tupac hologram performance for the ages. Even though the company that put on the hologram show has gone bankrupt, the Rock The Bells concert series is carrying the torch by featuring more hologram acts. Read the rest of this entry »

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Martha Stewart Told Leno About Her Sex Life Because She May Or May Not Have Been Blitzed

05.15.13 Written by David D.

Martha Stewart has been weird lately. Okay, well, more weird lately. She’s opened up an E-Harmony profile in order to find dates and sex or attention or something. And because Jay Leno has been trying really hard to only put things we don’t want to see on the air — not to mention unleashing elaborate frauds upon America — he got into a sex discussion with Stewart. Read the rest of this entry »

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North Miami Mayoral Candidate Anna Pierre Claims She’s Endorsed By Jesus And Is A Victim Of Voodoo, Because Florida

05.14.13 Written by David D.

There’s an election going on today in North Miami to determine the mayor. And it’s going just as swimmingly as you’d imagine an election – or anything – in Florida to go. First, there’s Jean Marcellus who got punched in the mouth by his former business partner who didn’t want him to run for mayor. Then there’s Anna Pierre. Jesus wants her to win. Read the rest of this entry »

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Angelina Jolie Wrote An Op-Ed Piece Revealing She Had Both Breasts Removed To Prevent Cancer

05.14.13 Written by David D.

Wow. Just wow.

Angelina Jolie just released an op-ed piece for the New York Times explaining that she had a preventative double mastectomy because she had a hereditary gene which made her predisposed to cancer. This, of course, comes as a shock and her piece is nothing short of gripping. Read the rest of this entry »

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