Oh man, Tyler Perry. Yes, he loves Jesus and does good things with his money. But boy is everything he ever puts in front of a camera setting new standards for sh*t sandwiches. Seriously, his TV shows and movies are the worst things you’ll see. His latest movie, Temptation, just basically ended with everybody getting AIDs. That was it.

To reward his abominable shows, Oprah gave him two new vehicles for her struggling OWN network. That’s why Perry was on Leno, to discuss his new shows and make jokes about his really weird relationship with Oprah (they made lots of jokes insinuating Perry is having sex with her because ew).

But this is what you came here for: a promo for Perry’s OWN shows featuring Madea and Oprah’s character from the Color Purple. And Jumping Jesus Jumanji it’s basically a hot grease enema in video form. Oprah reenacts her famous monologue but refers to “haters” and Tyler Perry is doing the Madea thing which is never not the worst.

Just…nevermind. I’m going to pretend this isn’t a thing anymore. Good? Good.

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Well, we can put up our things and pack our bags because it won’t get much more obnoxious than this. Lil Wayne’s Young Money/Cash Money label has been around for a while and is actually responsible for some legendary rap moments.

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J.J. Abrams has gotten a ton of flack over the last week for his choice of putting Alice Eve in glorious, glorious panties. The argument is that the scene is gratuitous T&A that we could all do without. I agree. It’s disgusting.

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It’s still weird to see Eric Stonestreet in real life and not wearing button-down shirts with paisley cuffs. But alas, here he was telling Jay Leno about his life that he totally has when he’s not on Modern Family (again, it’s weird he has one).

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Not gonna lie, I was skeptical about how good another Superman movie would be mostly because Superman as a character is just so hard to relate to and build a compelling story around. He basically has every power ever and the crappiest rogues gallery around. I mean, his main villain is essentially Donald Trump. So no matter how great a movie looks, I found it hard to get into a Supes flick.

Well color me wrong as hell. Man Of Steel looks like it’s going to kick ass, steal lunch money and not ask for forgiveness. This trailer is called “Fate Of Your Planet” and it’s narrated by Zod. Who beats the dog urine out of Superman, which is nice to watch. If this movie isn’t one of the 23 best flicks of all time, it’ll be a letdown. Seriously, this looks epic in every way possible.

We here at Uproxx love cute, snuggly pets. Corgis. Kitties. Lobsters. Anything we can snuggle with, we’ll show you. That’s why I’m so conflicted here. This Vine is the unfortunate result of an idiot with a laser pointer, a cat and a fan. Read the rest of this entry »

Drake recently shot the video for his new song “No New Friends” and his whacky wardrobe from the behind the scenes photos have become bigger talking points than the songs itself. Read the rest of this entry »

The Billboard Music Awards were a thing of beauty this evening. We had Nicki Minaj lap dances, Prince and Miguel going absolutely ape sh*t during his performance. The “Adorn” singer came out to the stage like a ball of fire and was obviously “turnt up” as the kids say. Read the rest of this entry »