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Seven Technologies That Are Going to Kill Us All [Uproxx]

iPad Your Wallet For Apple News [UproxxNews]

Alice Eve backed out of X-Men: First Class (rumored to have been unhappy with script rewrites) and January Jones is now cast [Filmdrunk]

Doctors with Guns. We’re gonna need a hot lead injection, stat. [WarmingGlow]

Guy sets himself on fire and circles the bases [

Krispy Kreme Cheesburger you say?  The Iowan in me wants to know if we can deep fry this on a stick. [TheSmokingSection]

Yesterday was National Bad Poetry Day. Buzzfeed celebrated with excerpts from bad Twilight poetry [Buzzfeed]

8 of the Dirtiest Sexual Innuendos in Children’s Cartoons [Asylum]

‘Eye of the Tiger’ Performed Just on iPads [Urlesque]

10 Awesome Moments in Luke Cage: Power Man [ComicsAlliance]

The Most Obscene Athlete Extravagances [BleacherReport]

VIDEO BELOW: Blowing up watermelons with 10,000 volts of electricity. Because we can. [via MAKE]